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Jan 14, 2018

Who’s Isaac?

A lady named Karen was known by her middle name, Jeanelle, and had the surname Isaacs She married a man named Isaac Harvey. Here’s a ‘Who’s on first’ attempt at clarifying the names at their reception, as MC:


S: Now you’re in the bridal party, Phil?

P: Yes

S: So you should be able to help help me with some names, I’m a little confused.

P: Sure what do you want to know?

S Well I need to be sure I have the bridal party correct, what is the Groom's name?

P: Isaac

S: And surname?

P: Harvey

S: Ok, and the bride's name?

P: Jeanelle

S: Good, and maiden name?

P: Isaacs

S: No, Jeanelle’s maiden name.

P: Isaacs

S: No JEN-ELLEs. What is Jeanelle’s Maiden name?

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