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May 7, 2022

David Attenmother [Mother's day skit]

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - May 7, 2022

Narrator speaks like David Attenborough

Mar 13, 2022

Baby Excuses [where do babies come from?]

Written for a gender reveal party.

Hey Hope,
You know how we’re going to have a new baby brother or sister soon?
Do you know where baby’s actually come from?

Haven’t they taught you that in school yet? Well…..
maybe it’s best to ask an adult.
Go an ask someone here.

NOAH: [to each person below]

Excuse me, Can you tell me where babies come from?

[Audience members, given a card with each response]

Sorry Noah, I would love to help but my phone’s ringing. “Hi Mum…”

Sorry Noah, I would love to help but I have to wash my hair tonight.

Sorry Noah, I would love to help but my dog ate my homework on this topic.

Sorry Noah, I would love to help but I’m wearing the wrong shoes to walk you though that answer.

Sorry Noah, I would love to help but I got caught in traffic on the way here and don’t have time.

Sorry Noah, I would love to help but I’m a vegetarian.

Sorry Noah, I would love to help but allergic to watermelons.

Sorry Noah, I would love to help but I’m too old to answer that.
I’m not sure where they come from these days.

Sorry Noah, I would love to help but I don’t have Netflix so I really don’t know.

Sorry Noah, I would love to help but I don’t speak English, So sorry.

Sorry Noah, I would love to help but I’m currently in labor with my 9th child – I have NO idea where babies come from!

Sorry Noah, I would love to help but I’m… um…. colour blind.
Go and ask your mum.

Ask your dad

Well, I guess I had to tell you sometime, Noah.
It might as well be now.
When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they go and …….. buy the parts needed for a baby at Bunnings.

Oh, I always thought it was something to with how male and female reproductive organs worked together. Thanks Dad.  

Dec 4, 2021

God is with us [Childrens Story - God is all Seeing, wise, powerful, HANSOME and loving]

 Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - Dec 4, 2021
(first week back after a several month COVID church lock down closure)

V = Video recording,  S = live "Scott"

V: Good morning boys and girls, today we're going to talk about our God.  Do you think God is always with you? I do. Hmmm, but how can God be with you AND me at the same time? [EXCUSE ME] What?

S: We’re going to do the children’s story live today…. thanks anyway. 

V: Oh,  you’re all back … I’ll just sit here I guess

S: Yes, kids! Come down the front for a LIVE children’s story. 

V: Do you want me to sing?

S: Not particularly, no.

V: Well can I whistle? (no) Can I hum it?
S: OK, if you must.
V: YAY, join with me everyone [hums Jesus loves me]

S: Come down the front kids for a LIVE children's story.

Oct 30, 2021

Come and See! [Children's story about Jesus being the best part of your life to share with others]

  Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - Oct 30, 2021

Hello girls and boys
I got a pet last week.
Do you want to see?
Come and see!

Here’s the cage.
Some warm lights
Some food
Crickets it eat (just like on MasterChef)
Thermostat computer...

Well I hope you enjoyed seeing my new pet

 [close doors]

Sep 18, 2021

Warring Worship [a skit on a battle of worship styles, but Jesus want's different again]

   Performance: Postponed

Based on Romans 12:1

A formally dressed older ‘conservative’ person walks out and tuns on a stereo, some hymn music starts, they start to sing.

> Holy Holy Holy (hymn)

A casually dressed youth soon comes out and screws up their nose, and not noticing the conservative person, switches the music to some modern Christian song, and starts raising hands, swaying and singing away.

> Holy Holy Holy (praise him and lift him up version with clapping along)

Conservative stares at disbelief at youth, and switches the music back to a new conservative hymn,

Sep 4, 2021

Focused Father [a COVID-closure era skit on fathers leading by example with their church involvement]

  Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - Sept 4, 2021

 [an action movie voice over man speaks, and we see a puzzled Dad who can here this mystery voice]

This is a Dad


[looks up from paper]


He’s a focused Dad




He’s REAL focused


-Whos’ there?


He’s focused on Sport!

He’s focused on Work!

He’s focused on Food!

He’s focused on his Hobby. STAMP COLLECTING!


-No I'm not.



Jul 10, 2021

Disloyal Puppet [a children's story puppet play on loyalty (and subtly Adultry)]

 Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - July 10, 2021

Teacher: Hello girls and boys! Today I want to talk to you about loyalty. Loyalty is where you keep supporting a team, friend or partner - even when things are a little difficult, or you think you see a better option.

Child: That’s it! I’m going for the other team!

Teacher: Hello Reece. What’s going on?

Child: Oh, hi aunty Rachel. My teams losing again. So I think I’ll start cheering for the other team now.

Teacher: What? Just because your team’s losing you’re going to change teams?

Child: Actually, I like the colour of the other team’s tops better too.

Teacher: Wait, how long have you been following your team?

Child: Oh… most of my life, I think. I used to think they were the greatest.

Teacher: You shouldn’t just change teams because one day you think another team is better than yours, or you’re losing one game.

Child: …and they have better jumpers.

Teacher: But what about when this other team loses, like last week – I’m pretty sure they lost. Would you change teams again?

Child: Hmm. Maybe??

Teacher: Really?

Child: What colour tops did they have?

Teacher: Um, blue, but…

Child: I love blue! I think I’ll follow them. What’s their team name?

Teacher: Wait, now you’re changing again?

Child: Yeah why not? If I see a team I like better - I can follow them, can’t I?

Teacher: Well, you could…

Child: There you go

Teacher: But you’re not showing any loyalty

Child: What’s loyalty?

Teacher: It’s when you choose to continue to like someone, or a team, above others, EVEN when you decide they are no longer as attractive as some of the other options around you.

Child: But why not change teams now that I’ve seen a better team?

Teacher: If you change teams just because you see a better team one day, that’s actually quite selfish and shallow. There will ALWAYS better teams appearing, but there is no honour in changing teams so easily. It’s not fair on your original team either.

Child: So, you’re saying I can never ever change teams?

Teacher: Look, if the team you were supporting was cheating, or became violent, then yes, it could be for the best to stop supporting your original team, but usually, you should just keep giving your support and at some stage you’ll start winning again, And it will be so much sweeter!

Child: I guess, but what if my team is closed down and no longer exist. Does that mean I can no longer follow any team - if I need to be loyal.

Teacher: That would be very sad. I think after a bit of time you could probably pick a new team, if you found one you really liked.

Child: Oh. So, what do I do then, if my team keeps losing? It’s not much fun.

Teacher: How about instead of leaving them, you write a letter of encouragement to them. Maybe that will inspire them to train harder and they will start winning again.

Child: Hmmm, ok. I guess it will be cheaper too

Teacher: Cheaper?

Child: I don’t have to buy a new team hat each time I swap.

Teacher: Oh, I see. That would be a bonus benefit for not changing teams, yes.

Child: Ok, thanks aunty Rachel. I’ll go write a letter to them, and tell them I still support them and hope they can start winning again soon.

Teacher: Good work.
Loyalty: it’s supporting a team, friend or partner - even when things are a little difficult, or you think you see a better option. Loyalty.


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