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Sep 18, 2021

Warring Worship [a skit on a battle of worship styles, but Jesus want's different again]

   Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - Sept 18, 2021

A formally dressed older ‘conservative’ person walks out and tuns on a stereo, some hymn music starts, they start to sing.

> Holy Holy Holy (hymn)


A casually dressed youth soon comes out and screws up their nose, and not noticing the conservative person, switches the music to some modern Christian song, and starts raising hands, swaying and singing away.

> Holy Holy Holy (praise him and lift him up version with clapping along)

Conservative stares at disbelief at youth, and switches the music back to a new conservative hymn,

Sep 4, 2021

Focused Father [a skit on fathers leading by example with their church involvement]

  Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - Sept 4, 2021

 [an action movie voice over man speaks, and we see a puzzled Dad who can here this mystery voice]

This is a Dad

 

[looks up from paper]

 

He’s a focused Dad

 

-Hello? 

 

He’s REAL focused

 

-Whos’ there?

 

He’s focused on Sport!

He’s focused on Work!

He’s focused on Food!

He’s focused on his Hobby. STAMP COLLECTING!

 

-No I'm not.

 

Jul 10, 2021

Disloyal Puppet [a children's story puppet play on loyalty (and subtly Adultry)]

 Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - July 10, 2021

Teacher: Hello girls and boys! Today I want to talk to you about loyalty. Loyalty is where you keep supporting a team, friend or partner - even when things are a little difficult, or you think you see a better option.

Child: That’s it! I’m going for the other team!

Teacher: Hello Reece. What’s going on?

Child: Oh, hi aunty Rachel. My teams losing again. So I think I’ll start cheering for the other team now.

Teacher: What? Just because your team’s losing you’re going to change teams?

Child: Actually, I like the colour of the other team’s tops better too.

Teacher: Wait, how long have you been following your team?

Child: Oh… most of my life, I think. I used to think they were the greatest.

Teacher: You shouldn’t just change teams because one day you think another team is better than yours, or you’re losing one game.

Child: …and they have better jumpers.

Teacher: But what about when this other team loses, like last week – I’m pretty sure they lost. Would you change teams again?

Child: Hmm. Maybe??

Teacher: Really?

Child: What colour tops did they have?

Teacher: Um, blue, but…

Child: I love blue! I think I’ll follow them. What’s their team name?

Teacher: Wait, now you’re changing again?

Child: Yeah why not? If I see a team I like better - I can follow them, can’t I?

Teacher: Well, you could…

Child: There you go

Teacher: But you’re not showing any loyalty

Child: What’s loyalty?

Teacher: It’s when you choose to continue to like someone, or a team, above others, EVEN when you decide they are no longer as attractive as some of the other options around you.

Child: But why not change teams now that I’ve seen a better team?

Teacher: If you change teams just because you see a better team one day, that’s actually quite selfish and shallow. There will ALWAYS better teams appearing, but there is no honour in changing teams so easily. It’s not fair on your original team either.

Child: So, you’re saying I can never ever change teams?

Teacher: Look, if the team you were supporting was cheating, or became violent, then yes, it could be for the best to stop supporting your original team, but usually, you should just keep giving your support and at some stage you’ll start winning again, And it will be so much sweeter!

Child: I guess, but what if my team is closed down and no longer exist. Does that mean I can no longer follow any team - if I need to be loyal.

Teacher: That would be very sad. I think after a bit of time you could probably pick a new team, if you found one you really liked.

Child: Oh. So, what do I do then, if my team keeps losing? It’s not much fun.

Teacher: How about instead of leaving them, you write a letter of encouragement to them. Maybe that will inspire them to train harder and they will start winning again.

Child: Hmmm, ok. I guess it will be cheaper too

Teacher: Cheaper?

Child: I don’t have to buy a new team hat each time I swap.

Teacher: Oh, I see. That would be a bonus benefit for not changing teams, yes.

Child: Ok, thanks aunty Rachel. I’ll go write a letter to them, and tell them I still support them and hope they can start winning again soon.

Teacher: Good work.
Loyalty: it’s supporting a team, friend or partner - even when things are a little difficult, or you think you see a better option. Loyalty.

Jun 20, 2021

The Proposal (a fun act for a wedding)

   Performance: Martin and Girlie's wedding reception - June 20, 2021

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#### Actor part ###

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M: Hello Girlie

G: Hello Martin

M: You’re looking beautiful today.

G: Thank you, Martin.... and so are you!

M: Hey Girlie.

G: Yes Martin.

M: We’ve known each other since we first met.

G: Yes Martin.

M: And it feels like we are destined for each other, Girlie.

G: Yes Marty?

M: So.... will you marry me, Girlie?

G: Oh, yes, Marty!

M: Are you serious?

G: Oh, kiss me Marty....

Director: CUT!!!!!!

Jun 19, 2021

Praying Puppet (How do you talk to God?)

  Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - June 19, 2021

[Designed to have as many, or few (2), participants as needed]

Reece: Hey, do you know God’s phone number?

Phone number?

Reece: Yeah, I’ve got a question I want to ask God

Umm, no, God doesn’t have a phone number.

Reece: Oh, ok then.

Reece: Hey, do you know God’s email address?

Email address?

Reece: Yeah, I want to ask God a question

Umm, God doesn’t have an email address

Reece: Oh, ok then.

May 22, 2021

Many skills makes toilet flush

 Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - May 2, 2021

Some quick questions kids:

  • Who did not eat all their food this week, because they thought something was yucky?
  • Slept in a house?
  • Drank water?
  • Went to school?  
  • Flushed the toilet after using it?

You are all very blessed to be able to do all those things. There’s many boys and girls around the world who couldn’t do all those things.

Today I’d like your help to have my picture drawn.
My wife is away this weekend and I thought it would be nice to have a nice picture of myself I can give her, so next time she goes away she can take the picture to remember how handsome I am.
I’d use a photo but thought if we do a drawing I can have some extra hair added.
 

Apr 3, 2021

Three Days - an Easter Drama

 Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - April 3, 2021

( Backing music: https://youtu.be/dfGGiPnUlys )

Friday Dismay

[James is crouching on stage, Simon approaches not noticing him]

James: PSSST, Simon, over here!

Simon: James? Is that you?

James: Yeah, come here

Simon: It’s so dark this afternoon!

James: [short embrace] Get down. Where have you been?

Simon: I hid down the valley overnight. Man that mob was possessed last night… but you obviously got away.

James: Yeah, good to see you.

Simon: What’s happening up there?

James: They’re about to try and put teacher on a cross.

Simon: What?

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