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Aug 10, 2019

Playing Through [A fun church children's story skit about golf, angels, Heaven and not giving up]

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - Aug 10, 2019

[an angel, either in angel costume or golfing costume and with golf bag over shoulder, enters on the balcony]

Excuse me everybody, have any of you kids up here seen my golf ball?

Can you check under you seats please? Nope? I;m sure it should have landed around here somewhere. How about over here, can you check? No?

[looks over balcony edge]

Oh, maybe it’s down there, with all those animals. Kids, could you come down there with me and help me look for my ball? It's my favorite golf ball.

Aug 3, 2019

Mr Bean Resuscitates [A funny skit for a talent night]

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Chill X talent night - Aug 3, 2019

Intro: "Can we get someone up here to adjust this mic up a bit, please?"

Verse 1 Start: Bean enters, with magazine, looking around for the music he strangely recognizes.

Verse 1 Halay: Singer waves Bean over, in time with "A-Lay-Loo-Yaas"

Chorus 1 Start: Gestures to Bean to adjust the mic up, does so but too high.

Chorus 1 Halay: Bean proud, until looks at Singer who stares at Bean unimpressed, and Bean sees problem, mildly upset at hassle and stupidity of the singer.

Verse 2 Start: Loosens, ready to adjusts down.

Verse 2 Halay: On second YAAA whacks microphone on singer's head. 'THUMP' and singer falls to ground unconscious

Jun 24, 2019

Everest [A fun drama series (x6) for school week of worship]

Performance: Hills Adventist College (Junior) Week of worship - Aug 10, 2019

Key Cast:

Oli - Optimist. A natural leader and optimist, he comes up with ideas and takes his friends with him on all sorts of adventures, when the going gets tough – Oli gets going.

Emma - Emma is the friend who everyone loves, kind hearted and always checking in to see how people are going. When someone is upset – they know they can come to Emma.

Fiona - Fiona can be a little shy, but she’s a great friend. She’s keen to give any adventure a try and she’s great with team work.

Steve - A Sherpa. He spends most of his days either climbing dangerous mountain sides with other people’s gear in his backpack, the other days, he hangs out a base camp with a nice warm cuppa.

Josie - Joker. Always cracking jokes and looking for something to have a laugh about, she’s a good girl at heart..

Bryan - Brains. If something is broken, or needing to be solved, Bryan is your man. Bryan is the friend who everyone goes to for answers – smart, quick, and witty.

Sherp - No one quite knows Sherp’s real name. We call call him Sherp. Sherp is a Sherpa who was born at base camp, grew up on the mountain and knows it like the back of his hand.. he can be a little pessimistic though

Jun 15, 2019

Image of God [A fun church children's story about God's power and being created in His image]

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - June 15, 2019


Who here has herd of the story of creation?

In Genesis it it talks about God creating the heavens and the earth in how many days?

ONLY 6!!! How amazing is that!

On the first day, what did God create? (Light)

How did the create it? (Speaking)

Can anyone here make light by speaking? Stand up and show us.

Jun 2, 2019

Small Parts [Church children's story about everyone's talents being valuable]


Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - May 18, 2019

Before we start I have something I need you all to remember. When you hear the triangle, that means it’s time to go back to your seats.

When a band or an orchestra is playing which part do you think is most import?
Usually whoever has the solo or is playing the melody at the time. So it who’s most important can change throughout a song.

But while the melody probably has the most important part of a song, it doesn't mean the other parts are not important. Without the other parts music just isn’t as good as when everyone does their little bit to add to the music.

May 25, 2019

Let the adults come unto me [Children's skit reversing the roles of kids and adults in the Bible story]


Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - May 18, 2019

[Children actors speak and act out all parts, except the 'adults' mentioned in the story]

Narrator: One day Jesus went to the other side of the Sea of Galilee and a large crowd followed Him. They followed him everywhere because they saw him healing the sick and never knew what amazing thing he’d do next. Jesus went up on a mountain side and He sat down with His disciples. Jesus saw that a large crowd was coming to Him and he said to Philip

Jesus: Go and get some bread, so that everyone may eat

Narrator: But Philip answered Him

Philip: Twenty thousand dollars worth of bread would not be enough for everyone here to even receive even a crouton each!

Narrator: Then Andrew, another of Jesus’ disciples, said to Jesus

Andrew: There is an old man here who has five barley loaves and two fish, but that is all we have a obviously isn’t enough to feed so many people.

May 18, 2019

Handling Hypocrites [Skit modernising the parable of the Pharisee and Tax Collector]


Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - May 18, 2019
- Based on Luke 18:9-14 - Parable of the Pharisee and Tax Collector

[Philip, A very formally dressed man comes in, and speaks poshly, Tanner, a shabbily dressed bikey is in their view]

Philip: Oh, my lordy! Who is that man? What is he doing in here? Is he lost, or come in here to cause trouble? Where are those deacons when you need them. I hope they're not scratching my Volvo while moving those visitor parking signs which were in my spot. I hope they come and remove that man before I give my big offering today. I wouldn't want him stealing it as it passes by him.
What's with that scribbling all over his arms. Tattoos should not be allowed in the sanctuary. Mark of the beast, indeed. You won't find a tattoo on me, except for the name of the Lord on my heart.

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