Scott Wegener is a multi award-winning creative writer who believes in looking on the lighter side of life’s predicaments but still values how serious life is. This site features a wide variety of Scott's published and performed works. If you want to use any of these pieces, or commission something origional, contact Scott Wegener

Dec 24, 2016

Royal Christmas

Performance: Lilydale Seventh-day Adventist Church - December 24, 2016
Brief: A Christmas drama to introduce a sermon on 'What if Jesus was treated like royalty. What if Jesus never suffered'.


[ Door opens and Jo enters, crickets are heard in the background, moon/ stars on the screen]

Jo: Here we are. [looks around] This will have to do sorry. It’s like the last place available.
[put travel bag on ground]

[ Mary enters, holding back and heavily pregnant]

Mary: Oh, what a day! My back’s killing me!

Jo: I bet, and spare a thought for the donkey!

Dec 17, 2016

Christmas Made Easy: Gift Giving

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - December 17, 2016
Brief: A Christmas drama to fit the topic “The Gift of Giving”.

[Presenter] Welcome to chapter 9 of Christmas made easy.
We hope you enjoyed the previous chapter on how to avoid Christmas with your in-laws.
In this chapter we’re discussing the most up-to-date, scientifically verified, gift giving techniques that will ensure your Christmas gift opening ceremony will be a success.
The first thing to consider when buying a gift for someone this Christmas, is how much you will spend on each person. Make sure you spend enough to suitably impress.

Brendan: Oh wow, a book. Thanks

[Presenter] But definitely don’t underspend.

Joshua: Oh wow, a page from a book... no... half a page.

Nov 12, 2016

Heaven's Worshippers

Brief: a drama skit on Worship.
Written: Scott Wegener
Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Worship Evening,  November 12, 2016

[Two angels (1 & 2) walk on stage (balcony) all excited after finishing a worship service in heaven.]

(Photo: Jess Laws)

1: Wow, what a worship service that was

2: You can say that again!

1: Actually I just did, I'm sure I said that last week

2: True, you did! And the week before

1: I tell you I never tire of worshipping them

2: Well, we don't actually tire of anything

1: Good point

Oct 22, 2016

Disappointing Drama

 Brief: a drama skit on the Great Disappointment in 1844.
Written: Scott Wegener
Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church,  October 22, 2016


The preacher of the day comes in the regular entrance to the church, behind the congregating, and shouts "Jesus is coming, today's the day!" And two or three musicians follow, starting happily into the hymn 'When we all get to heaven', walking down the isle behind the preacher. 

Sep 11, 2016

A Mother with Whiskers

 RECORD, September 2016 

It needs to be said: a father is not just a mother with whiskers. In addition to all the parallel responsibilities there is actually a lot more pressure on being a father than being a mother.
Granted we miss child-birthing experiences, from obstetrician visits, to morning sickness, epidural needles, stretch marks, caesareans, 20-hour labours, nine-pound (4 kg) babies . . .

Aug 1, 2016

Perfect Unemployment

 Signs of the Times, August 2016 

Imagine if we all got along. What an amazing world this would be to live in. No arguments, no fights, no greed, no hate, no lies. Almost sounds like the perfect society to live in, don’t you think?

However, before you run off and reconcile with all your nemeses in a quest for world peace, there’s one major problem with this dream: unemployment.

Can you imagine the job losses if everyone were nice all the time, in all circumstances?

Jun 26, 2016

Antique Rowena Show

Performed for Rowena's 90th Birthday Celebration 
Performed by Host Rachel, Experts David and Scott, and Guests Wes, Ally, Dennis and Carla.
Written by Scott Wegener

[Antique Road Show TV them plays while tables are setup and actors come up]

Host: Today the Antique Rowena Show visits Nunawading. Roughly translated to mean ‘Come together’ Nunawading is a suburb indeed where people come have come together. Today people from far and wise have gathered together to examine some most exquisite possessions found in a unit, not too far from here.
Now, let’s join our experts and see what treasure we come across today.

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