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Jul 1, 2000

Crazy writer for hire

Do you need to hire a crazy writer? 

Someone who can write nonsense that, on one level, actually makes logical sense, but is essentially plain crazy talk, to the point of hilarity?
Do you need to hire a funny writer, that is, hire a humorous writer, who can think outside the box and write fresh unique ideas never thought of before?

Perhaps you need a silly writer for a column, blog, social media presence, like Twitter tweets or Facebook posts and status updates, or for print or radio advertising? Perhaps its creative captions you need, or a funny skit or drama script?

And amongst all the silliness and craziness, do you still want a point to the writing, however subtle it needs to be?

Introducing Scott Wegener!
A multi award winning, originality certified, writer for hire.

See some of his silly commissioned works, all written to meet specific briefs.
They all have varying degrees of craziness, to suit the supplied briefs.
But imagine if you supplied YOUR briefs - it would be rather uncomfortable walking up stairs wearing corduroy pants...indeed.

Contact Scott to discuss your requirements and receive a no obligation quote.


Scott Wegener holds the copyright to this piece, along with everything else on www.ScottPublished.com , but he may well let you use it elsewhere, just ask!
This was written by Scott Wegener to accommodate a specific brief. If you want something written specifically for your needs, just ask for a quote!