Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Online service - Oct 10, 2020
[Alex] Well hello children! Today I’d like to talk to you about something called peacemaking. Now…
[Costa] Hey! Alex! Have you seen my baseball bat?
[Alex] Well hello Costa, say I was just telling the children here we’ll be talking about peacemaking today
[Costa] You were talking to the children?
[Alex] Yes I was?
[Costa] Well I don’t see no children?
[Alex] No, there’s no children here.
[Costa] Well then how are you talking to the children if there’s no children? Huh!?
[Alex] Well no, the children are watching us from the camera
[Costa] There’s children in the camera? We’d better get them out. They’ll make a mess in there.
[Alex] No no no, they’re not IN the camera. The camera is recording us and the children will be watching us on the Internet.
[Costa] On the internet?
[Alex] That’s it.
[Costa] We that’s terrible!
[Alex] Why is that terrible
[Costa] You can’t have children on the internet unattended – that’s a a very dangerous place for a child to be unattended.
[Alex] Oh well I’m sure they have their parents with them
[Costa] Well I hope so, if children are on the internet unattended, they could fall off and break a leg or something.
[Alex] We’ll I not sure that’s how being ON the internet works.
[Costa] Hey have you seen my baseball bat? I think Jimmy took it, he’s so mean.
[Alex] Is he really?
[Costa] Yeah, I tell you, he makes me so mad. I‘m making up a picture of him looking like a donkey and stick it up on my instagram
[Alex] Well that’s not very nice
[Costa] Yeah, well, he deserves it, he stuck a picture of me looking like a pig yesterday
[Alex] Oh did he.
[Costa] Yeah, he mustn’t have liked the picture I posted of him looking like a monkey on instagram
[Alex] Now why would you do that?
[Costa] Well he posted a picture of me looking like a skunk
[Alex] Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. You’re replying to each others pictures in revenge?
[Costa] Yeah
[Alex] We’ll, isn’t that a little silly. When will it stop?
[Costa] I dunknow. When he says he’s sorry.
[Alex] Well now, maybe he’s waiting for YOU to say you’re sorry?
[Costa] We’ll I’m not saying sorry. Especially if he too my baseball bat
[Alex] You mean that one behind you?
[Costa] Oh… yeah.
[Alex] I think you two just need to stop, say you don’t like what the other person’s doing and apologize for what you’ve done. Then you could make some peace!
[Costa] Make some peace?
[Alex] Yes. And go play some baseball
[Costa] With Who?
[Alex] Naturally. And Jimmy too.
[Costa] What?
[Alex] Him too,
[Costa] I don’t know
[Alex] There, you’ve got the bases covered. So delete your mean picture, go say sorry, make some peace and play some ball.
[Costa] Yeah, ok. Thanks Alex.
[Alex] Well I’m sorry kids, we’ve run out of time to talk about peacemaking, and I’d better go watch this ball game and help people to play nice…. [ leaves screen but comes back quickly] Kinda like peacemaking I guess.