Guy sitting on right side of stage - only heard out of right speaker, girl on left side heard in left speaker. An Operator is out of sight and is voice-over only
Boy: Hello, operator?
Operator: Hello Stephen, how may I help you tonight, would you like to be connected through to one, nine, seven, eight again?
Boy: Yes please!
Operator: Certainly, one moment, please hold
[phone rings for girl]
Operator: I have a young man wanting to talk with you again, shall I connect you?"
Girl: Oh, yes please!
Operator: Connecting now, enjoy
[ begins mushy love-struck conversation ]
Girl: Hello Steve
Boy: Hi Bec, what cha doin?
Girl: Nothing,... thinking about you.
Boy: Me to.... I love you, snookums.
Girl: I love you too, schmoopsy.
Boy: Not as much as I love you.
Girl: Uh uhh. (no)
Boy: No, I love you more.
Girl: I love YOU more.
Boy: I love you more than my arms can reach.
Girl: I love you more than the height of a giraffe.
Boy: I love you more than a football field .
Girl: AFL or League?
Boy: Whatever's wider.
Girl: Well I love you the width of Australia.
Boy: I love you the coastline of Australia.
Girl: I love you the length of the equator.
Boy: I love you to the moon... AND back.
Girl: I love you around the sun, out to Pluto, back around the sun and home.
Boy: I love you to the infinite width of the universe.
Girl: Well I love you infinity, plus 1.
Boy: I love you infinity, plus infinity.
Girl: I love you infinity times infinity.
Boy: I love you infinity to the power of infinity.
Girl: Well, I love you infinity to the power of infinity, times infinity, to the power infinity, plus infinity!
Boy: Ok then, let's ask the operator, who loves who more ... Are you there, sir?
Boy: Look, you hear everything, right?
Operator: That's my job.
Boy: Ok, this might be a tricky question, but can you tell us, who loves the other person most?
Operator: Oh that's an easy one.
Boy: It is?
Operator: Yes... I do.
Girl: Errr, you do?
Girl: You do realize we love each other to infinity?
Boy:B And beyond!
Operator: I know, you are very much in love. It's a wonderful thing you have together. But I have to inform you, even though you profess to have infinite love for each other... well... I don't just have infinite love to share, I, by definition, AM love itself.
Girl: You... ARE... love?
Operator: Yes. It's not something I just have. It's something I am. So no mater how much love you have for each other - I am all that love AND every other measure of love in all the universe. It all comes from me and is for you.
B Oh, but do you love us for our entire life?
Operator: Well, not exactly.
Girl: Oh, well, I'll love Steve for 1000 years.
B I'll love you 10,000 years.
Girl: Well I'll love you...
Operator: Ok, sorry to cut the bidding short. But this love I have for you, and I'm really not saying this to brag, but I don't just love you during your life on earth, I loved you for eternity before you were even born, and will love you for eternity ever after.
B Impressive, but I'm willing to die for my little turtle dove.
Operator: Oh, ummm
B Got ya there!
Operator: No, well, you see, I've... I've already died for you both.
Operator: It's the truth. It was the only way I could bring you all home so we can catch up on the time lost time these first few years of your eternal life.
Girl: Say, your God, right?
Operator: Good, that brings the rest of the audience up to speed, yes.
Girl: Why are you spending your time with the mundane job of connecting with people, haven't you got galaxy's to create?
Operator: Well, let's just say it helps me keep in contact with everyone, until you come home. But I must say I don't particularly like this job connecting with everyone.
Operator: No.... I love it! Do call again!...
ALL: I Love you.