Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - May 13, 2017
Brief: A mother's day skit drama
[Presenter] Welcome to chapter 14 of Parenting made easy: How to behave like a Mother.
We hope you enjoyed the previous chapter on how to give birth to twins while stuck in Pennant Hillls Rd traffic... and still make it to work on time.
In this chapter we’re discussing ideal behaviour to exhibit once you become a mother.
(sweetly) After the honeymoon nine-months come to an end, where your child was conceived...
ALL MUMS: Oh La La! (cheeky)
[Presenter] ...and you had 8 and four quarter months of glowing skin...
ALL MUMS: Blaaahhhhh! (spew)
[Presenter] ...and your child was brought effortlessly into the world...
ALL MUMS: AAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! (scream)
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All items on this site are written by Scott Wegener, a multi award-winning Australian creative writer, specialising in fun Christian dramas and articles. He believes in looking on the lighter side of life while still valuing the eternal seriousness of life's decisions. This site is essentially a place Scott stores his works, sometimes without much copy-editing (do forgive any spelling/grammar creativity you spot on this site that comes free of charge due to his slight dyslexia).