Captain voice-over: Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve now turned off the seat-belt light and our cabin crew will come around shortly with some drinks.
[Flight attendant comes and delivers drinks but spills them equally over the two people seated]
Flight attendant: I’m so sorry!
Grudge: Unbelievable! I can’t believe this just happened.
Joy: Unbelievable! I can’t believe this just happened. Oh well, I guess accidents happen.
Grudge: Call yourself a flight attendant? More like a flight offendant.