Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - November 17, 2018
[Grudge and Joy are voice-over parts with two miming actors]
Captain voice-over: Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve now turned off the seat-belt light and our cabin crew will come around shortly with some drinks.
[Flight attendant comes and delivers drinks but spills them equally over the two people seated]
Flight attendant: I’m so sorry!
Grudge: Unbelievable! I can’t believe this just happened.
Joy: Unbelievable! I can’t believe this just happened. Oh well, I guess accidents happen.
Grudge: Call yourself a flight attendant? More like a flight offendant.
Grudge: I’ll be talking to your supervisor about this. This will be your last flight with this airline if I can help it.
Joy: I can’t wait to get home and see my family again.
Grudge: Seriously how hard is it to hand someone a drink without spilling it all over them.
[minor break, with silence]
Flight attendant: Hot chocolate?
Joy: Oh, that sounds nice
Grudge: You’d better not spill it all over me again. Stupid attendant.
Joy: Smells nice
Grudge: I’m definitely posting your name on the airline’s Facebook page as soon as we land. I hope you never work in this industry again.
Joy: Hey, we're nearly home! Great!
Grudge: Looks like we're nearly home. I’d better get my bag.
[attendant comes past as Grudge stands up and he accidentally spills his drink over the attendant ]
Attendant: Whoops! These things happen. No harm done. I trust you both enjoyed your flight.