The News [COVID-19 Coronavirus V's Easter Skit ]

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Online Easter service - April 11, 2020


Worry is scrolling Facebook/news on his/her phone
Hope is reading a Bible

[After each statement the other 'acknowledges' with a grunt or 'yeah', but wasn't really listening (too engrossed in their own reading).]

W: Says here there’s no food at the supermarkets

H: Says here not to worry about what we might eat or drink

W: Says here unemployment could get to record highs

H: Says here all things work together for our good

W: Says here there’s a shortage of medical equipment

H: Says here there will be no more suffering

W: Says here we may be locked up at home for up to a year.

H: Says here he’s coming back soon

W: Says here says here there’s no known cures or vaccines

H: Says here his eye is on the sparrow

W: Says here the stock market has taken a dive, and house prices could drop like 20%

H: Says here we have a mansion waiting for us

W: Says here, over 100 thousand deaths reported so far.

H: Says here we will be raised from the dead.

W: Says here the government knew about this, but didn't do anything about it.

H: Says here Jesus died to save us

W: Says here there are not enough grave sites

H: Says here he rose again - he defeated death

W: We’re going to die!

H: We’re going to live!

[W puts phone down]

W: Are you comprehending the magnitude of all this? Jesus!

H: What? Oh yes... Jesus! What peace He brings.

[H gets up and leaves with a smile]

W: Wait?... What?

[on screen: What NEWS are you FOLLOWING?]


All items on this site are written by Scott Wegener, a multi award-winning Australian creative writer, specialising in fun Christian dramas and articles. He believes in looking on the lighter side of life while still valuing the eternal seriousness of life's decisions. This site is essentially a place Scott stores his works, sometimes without much copy-editing (do forgive any spelling/grammar creativity you spot on this site that comes free of charge due to his slight dyslexia).