Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Online service - Postponed
Four men come out of a flower shop, in turns one after the other. A Reporter with microphone interviews them each as they come out.
Reporter: Good morning ladies and gentlemen, today we’re at the local florist and we’re surveying some blokes reported to be buying flowers for their wife every week. We want to find out what it is that drives these guys to do such a lovely thing every weekend for their wife.
Hello Sir, could you tell us, why have you bought flowers for your wife this week?
1: Because I’ve been bad, actually.
Reporter: Oh really?
1: Yeah, and if I don’t get her some flowers, I fear she might get very angry at me! And I’ve heard stories about how angry my wife can get, back in the old days. So I get flowers for her each week.
Reporter: So you’re just trying to keep her calm?
1: That’s it! I think it’s working so far.
Reporter: OH, I see. Well… best of luck with that.
Hello Sir, could you tell us, why have you bought flowers for your wife this week?