Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Online service - November 14, 2020
Psalm 63. Thirsting for Jesus. The temptations of this world, very subtly mentioned in this play, just don't satisfy like our living water, Jesus, does.
[ Derick Dealer and Thirsty Theo walk up to each other]
Derick: [cheery] G'day mate
Theo: [sad] Hi
Derick: What’s up with you?
Theo: I’m really thirsty!
Why is that? What have you been doing?
Theo: Dunno. I was just driving around the city all day in my new BMW 7 series and... I didn't think I could be, but... now I’m thirsty.
Derick: Hmm, did you get out of your car at all?
Derick: We’re you wearing a hat?
Derick: Oh. Well what kind?
Rabbitohs cap. [insert popular local sports team that can't seem to win a grand final - or the pastors team]
Derick: Oh... I see!
that’s not going to help your thirst.
Say, do you like chips?
Theo: Sure do.
Derick: I got some salt and vinegar chips here. They should help take your mind off your worries. Drown your sorrows.
man, you’re the greatest!
Mmmmm, nice. You’re right!
Oh... now I have even more thirst hanging over me!
Derick: Oh, well... want some corn chips?
say no! They look so appealing. More exciting than what I get at home. Don’t
tell my wife! Thanks.
Oh yeah, this is awesome....
Oh... now I’m even MORE thirsty, and I feel all dirty!!
Derick: Oh, well, are you a gambling man? You could try these pretzels?
sure, they could solve all my problems, thanks mate.
Oh no, those pretzels are just making me more thirsty.
Derick: Maybe you need something harder, like these little chilis.
what are you doing with those!?
No way, I’m not into that kind of thing. I've heard too many stories of the after effects.
tough to satisfy, aren’t you.
I guess you could try some water?
Theo: Water? That doesn’t sound very exciting.
Derick: I’ve heard it’s good for you.
Theo: I dunno. It’s not very MANly is it.
Derick: I know. But a lot of people around the world insist it’s the greatest thing.
we’ve evolved so much better stuff.
I can’t see how time old water can compare.
Derick: There a lot of debate about that, yes.
Theo: And some get too immersed in water and drown, don’t they?
Derick: Some do go too far and lose themselves in it, yes.
Theo: And I’ve seen in the news some water is really polluted? Especially hurting children?
what people do with water can certainly be harmful.
Theo: Heeey? Hang on. Have we REALLY been talking about water this whole time?
Theo: Ok, ok. Let me try water?
Derick: Don't have any, sorry.
Derick: Hey there’s a pastor, he’s got water. He must know how to find water.
Theo: Cool thanks.
[start to walk off separate directions]
Derick: I hope you find something to satisfy your thirst!
--- [either continue with the following or have it as a second act, perhaps after
Theo: Hey, excuse me Pastor, do you know where I can get some water? I’m just so thirsty!
Pastor: I do, here you go [hands Bible]
Theo: [confused] Thanks?? [stares at Bible, then stares at camera -fade]