Written: Deina Bailey and Scott Wegener
Performance: Lilydale Seventh-day Adventist Church - May 30 (2nd) / July 25 (1st), 2015
- GIRL ACTOR + GIRL VOICE
- BOY ACTOR + BOY VOICE
- WOMAN ACTOR + WOMAN VOICE
- MAN ACTOR + MAN VOICE
[GIRL ACTOR is sitting down brushing hair, getting frustrated at her hair]
GIRL VOICE Oh honestly, I don’t know why I bother, it doesn’t matter what I do with my hair, everyone at church seems to have better styled hair than me.
AND they’re always happy too. I wish I was always happy like everyone else at church. I guess God blesses them with happiness or something because they read their Bibles every day. I wish I knew the Bible as well as everyone else, but seriously, how do they find the time!
I guess until I learn my Bible and get baptised I should just expect people to walk past without making eye contact. Where’s my Sabbath hairclip… (walks off)
[BOY ACTOR walks on, Flopping into chair]
BOY VOICE Oh man I am soooo tired, I should just go back to bed. It’s not like I’ll be able to stay awake through church anyway. (YAWN)