Brief: A short children's story skit on Matthew 7:7-12 - that has to feature a real snake.
Written: Scott Wegener
Performance: Lilydale Seventh-day Adventist Church - November 28, 2015
Dad: Hi, how was school?
Child: Good. I’m hungry, may I have some bread please, dad.
Dad: Sure... [Goes out, comes back with a rock] Here you go. Chew on this.

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Nov 28, 2015
Nov 10, 2015
Dr Whomework
Written: Scott Wegener and the Edinburgh College drama class
Performance: Edinburgh College Arts Evening - November 10, 2015
Scene I: Staff Meeting
Performance: Edinburgh College Arts Evening - November 10, 2015
Scene I: Staff Meeting
A
large ‘box’ (Tardis) sits to the side of stage, covered by a large ‘sheet’.
3 teachers
(plus extras) are sitting around a table with papers, cups of tea and biscuits.
MR
OEMKE: Managed to give out any infringements this
morning, Miss Judd?
MISS
JUDD:
(excited) YES, Mr Oemke, two actually! One, to someone talking in class,
that was a easy, but I had to be more creative for the second – I ended up picking
one of the students who had handed in ALL their homework and accused them of
cheating.
MR
OEMKE: Hmm, it’s in your contract to give out 3 infringements
a day, so make sure you find another one before home time, please.
MISS
JUDD: No problem. I’ll just tell a joke and whoever
doesn’t laugh with enthusiasm I’ll ping for showing descent. That’s what I
usually do if I’m falling short of my quota.
MISS
FOX: [reading paper] Hey everyone, looks like the government
is thinking of reintroducing the cane for discipline! [teachers hi five!] That
would be awesome! I NEVER thought I’d get the chance to use the cane. Sweet!
Dr Coulsen walks in, everyone goes silent
instantly and sits up.
Compassionisation
Brief: A 5-minute drama on the topic of Compassion.
Written: Scott Wegener and the Edinburgh College drama class (a variation of Compassion Flakes)
Performance: Edinburgh College Arts Evening - November 10, 2015
Jessie: [falls over]
~Narrator: He wouldn't help, he would ...laugh.
Cameron: (Laughs)
Written: Scott Wegener and the Edinburgh College drama class (a variation of Compassion Flakes)
Performance: Edinburgh College Arts Evening - November 10, 2015
Compassion = sympathetic pity and concern for the sufferings or misfortunes of others
~Narrator:
Once upon a time there was a boy who, no matter what bad things happened to
people around him, wouldn't show any compassion... to anyone. In fact, you could say he was
the opposite of compassion!
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~Narrator:
Someone could fall
over.
Jessie: [falls over]
~Narrator: He wouldn't help, he would ...laugh.
Cameron: (Laughs)
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~Narrator:
He could find out a friend’s pet had died
Jessie: My cat, Fluffy,
got hit by a car yesterday.
~Narrator:
He wouldn't speak kindly, he would... Make fun.
Cameron: Doesn't surprise me - Fluffy as the dumbest
cat I know. Dumbest name for a cat with no hair too
Jessie: She had cancer
Cameron: What are you sooking about then, it was going
to die anyway!
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