Mostly Welcome [Church welcome about truth]

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - September 28, 2019


Good morning everyone

We have an interesting topic for today’s sermon,

Actually could you please come up her sir, (organize someone who isn't the preacher to come up with Bible)

What is the title of the sermon today? (Mostly true)

That sounds interesting

And have you preached at Castle hill before? (No I haven’t)

Truthfully? You’ve never preached here before? (No)

Oh, well there you go. Thank you sir. Take a seat.

Well I very much look forward to today’s sermon today titled, what was it? (Mostly true)

Having been asked some time ago to welcome everyone this morning, I had enough time prepare something and run it by our legal team - because apparently I have said some things in previous welcome that are not considered, “traditional” to say during a welcome.

I know - I didn’t know what the church board was talking about either.

So here we go:

Hand Picked [Children's skit about God using 'ordinary' people]

 Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - September 14, 2019


A: Ok, line up, line up, everyone!

B: Oh, good. I see you have assembled the applicants for the next battle hero!

A: Yes, the finest in the land.

B: Who have we got?

A: Ok, well here’s the finest archer in the land: Ruth of Loxley.
Show us your shooting ability!
B: Nah, next.