[A big Bouncer bloke stands by a door, party music and sounds behind the door. And person curiously comes up to talk a look]
Is there a party going on in there?
Sounds fun. I don’t’ think I’ve been to a party for ages. There’s so much going on in life, you know. I mean who has time to party.
Are there many people at the party?
I bet, bound to be heaps of people, by the sounds.
Have you got room for any more people?
Oh really. Nice. Nice.
Say, how does one get into the party? Do you need an invite?
Oh right. Of course you would. A party like that.
So… is there chance more people could be invited?
Oh I see, the list has been finalized, of course it has. I would love to be in there. But I guess if it’s invitation only, it’s invitation only. Does sound like a LOT of fun back there.
Say, is there a fee or something that can be paid to let me in?
Oh of course, but I mean, can I go get you a drink or something? Shine your shoes? Anything I can do to get you to allow me in without an invite?
Oh, right. Fair enough. I didn’t think there would be. Doesn’t hurt to ask.
Do you know the list of people invited?
Oh, of course you do, how else would you know who to let in.
So um, can I get you to check a name for me? I have a friend, Robbie, he loves to party, was he per chance invited?
Oh right! There you go. Lucky him.
And um what about James? Was he invited at all?
Oh really, there you go.
Tell me, was Bianca invited?
Really?? Unbelievable. How did SHE get an invite.
What about Cathy?
No way. Unbelievable. Of all the people in the world.
Everyone seems to be invited. But am I invited?...
Bouncer: Yep/ Person: No! [same time]
What? Did you say… I’m invited?
Wow-wee, there you go! And all this time I thought I wasn’t invited.
I’ll join the party then. Nice chatting.
Before I go, how were the invitations sent, because, I don’t recall seeing an invitation, It’s possible it went to my spam folder if it were emailed.
Bouncer: [holds out Bible]
Yes I have a Bible, thanks, though not overly inspired to read it.
Bouncer: [stands there still holding out Bible]
Oh. Is the invitation in the Bible?
That’ll teach me for not reading it, wont it, ha-ha. Guess I’ll have to now, won’t I.
Well thanks for your help
Actually, you know, you’re telling me there’s a lot of people invited. Is there anyone NOT invited?
Well.. that IS good news.