[after a normal welcome section]
Thank-you for providing the welcome part of the service.
I’m here to now give the un-welcome part of the service.
So… if you’re here or online and either a
mosquito, blowfly, wasp, leach, tick, mouse, rat, cockroach, bluebottle, Sydney funnel web, fox, feral pig, starling, termite, hair lice, cane toad, or intestinal worm,
despite our church family trying to be accepting of everyone who attends - you guys are specifically unwelcome here.
But for everyone else - we’re delighted you’re here, and Happy sabbath to you!
Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church January 18, 2025