Mr Bean Resuscitates [A funny skit for a talent night]

Intro: "Can we get someone up here to adjust this mic up a bit, please?"

Verse 1 Start: Bean enters, with magazine, looking around for the music he strangely recognizes.

Verse 1 Halay: Singer waves Bean over, in time with "A-Lay-Loo-Yaas"

Chorus 1 Start: Gestures to Bean to adjust the mic up, does so but too high.

Chorus 1 Halay: Bean proud, until looks at Singer who stares at Bean unimpressed, and Bean sees problem, mildly upset at hassle and stupidity of the singer.

Verse 2 Start: Loosens, ready to adjusts down.

Verse 2 Halay: On second YAAA whacks microphone on singer's head. 'THUMP' and singer falls to ground unconscious

Chorus 2 Start: Bean pleased with himself, until notices unconscious. Panics. Leaves.

Chorus 2 Halay: Gone

Verse 3 Start: Bean sheepishly re-enters.

Verse 3 Halay: Little kick in time with "A-Lay-Loo-Yaas".

Chorus 3 Start: Panics a little, not knowing what to do.

Chorus 3 Halay: Grabs arms, Tries waving singer’s arms up and down to music

Verse 4 Start: Stands, wonders what to do

Verse 4 Halay: Remembers chest compressions, mimes

Chorus 4 Start: gives little push, then another two

Chorus 4 Halay: stands, and pumps chest with foot like a lilo pump

Verse 5 Start: Annoyed still not awake, thinks about mouth to mouth.

Verse 5 Halay: tries whooshing in air with hands

Chorus 5 Start: Sees magazine, newspaper, roles it up

Chorus 5 Halay: Blows in time with "A-Lay-Loo-Yaas", singers stomach rises (exaggerated) each time, holding last one a long time with music.

Verse 6 Start: Bean is nearly giving up

Verse 6 Halay: has a devious idea, looking at audience,

Chorus 6 Start: Zap to life

Chorus 6 Halay: Singer stands slowly, Bean sings "A-Lay-Loo-Yaas" in mic, Shake hand ZAP on last YAAAAAA!!! and singer collapses again.

Bean chorus plays: Bean runs off, leaving singer. Then sneaks back on and drags Singer off.
If time runs across back of stage to other side – far away from the body.

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Chill X talent night - Aug 3, 2019


All items on this site are written by Scott Wegener, a multi award-winning Australian creative writer, specialising in fun Christian dramas and articles. He believes in looking on the lighter side of life while still valuing the eternal seriousness of life's decisions. This site is essentially a place Scott stores his works, sometimes without much copy-editing (do forgive any spelling/grammar creativity you spot on this site that comes free of charge due to his slight dyslexia).