Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - Aug 10, 2019
[an angel, either in angel costume or golfing costume and with golf bag over shoulder, enters on the balcony]
Excuse me everybody, have any of you kids up here seen my golf ball?
Can you check under you seats please? Nope? I;m sure it should have landed around here somewhere. How about over here, can you check? No?
[looks over balcony edge]
Oh, maybe it’s down there, with all those animals. Kids, could you come down there with me and help me look for my ball? It's my favorite golf ball.
Scott Wegener is a multi award-winning creative content producer, specializing in fun Christian dramas and articles. He believes in looking on the lighter side of life while still valuing the eternal seriousness of life's decisions. This site features a wide variety of Scott's published and performed works. (Spelling/grammar creativity in his work is free of charge and comes courtesy of his mild dyslexia.)
Aug 10, 2019
Aug 3, 2019
Mr Bean Resuscitates [A funny skit for a talent night]
Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Chill X talent night - Aug 3, 2019
Intro: "Can we get someone up here to adjust this mic up a bit, please?"
Verse 1 Start: Bean enters, with magazine, looking around for the music he strangely recognizes.
Verse 1 Halay: Singer waves Bean over, in time with "A-Lay-Loo-Yaas"
Chorus 1 Start: Gestures to Bean to adjust the mic up, does so but too high.
Chorus 1 Halay: Bean proud, until looks at Singer who stares at Bean unimpressed, and Bean sees problem, mildly upset at hassle and stupidity of the singer.
Verse 2 Start: Loosens, ready to adjusts down.
Verse 2 Halay: On second YAAA whacks microphone on singer's head. 'THUMP' and singer falls to ground unconscious
Intro: "Can we get someone up here to adjust this mic up a bit, please?"
Verse 1 Start: Bean enters, with magazine, looking around for the music he strangely recognizes.
Verse 1 Halay: Singer waves Bean over, in time with "A-Lay-Loo-Yaas"
Chorus 1 Start: Gestures to Bean to adjust the mic up, does so but too high.
Chorus 1 Halay: Bean proud, until looks at Singer who stares at Bean unimpressed, and Bean sees problem, mildly upset at hassle and stupidity of the singer.
Verse 2 Start: Loosens, ready to adjusts down.
Verse 2 Halay: On second YAAA whacks microphone on singer's head. 'THUMP' and singer falls to ground unconscious
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