Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - Aug 31, 2019
Two youths sit, scrolling through their phones (could have the script on it)
A is a modest, honest friend who's had a dad who had taught them a lot
B has a dad who hasn't taught them anything of note
B: Holidays hey, what should we do?
A: Do you want to go surfing?
B: You can surf?
A: Yeah, dad taught me.
B: Nah, can’t say I like the thought of going far out into the ocean.
A: Do you wanna come help me work on my go cart?
B: You’re a mechanic?
A: Not really, but dad taught me some stuff.
B: Oh. Well not really. All that motor stuff is a mystery to me.
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Playing Through [A fun church children's story skit about golf, angels, Heaven and not giving up]
Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - Aug 10, 2019
[an angel, either in angel costume or golfing costume and with golf bag over shoulder, enters on the balcony]
Excuse me everybody, have any of you kids up here seen my golf ball?
Can you check under you seats please? Nope? I;m sure it should have landed around here somewhere. How about over here, can you check? No?
[looks over balcony edge]
Oh, maybe it’s down there, with all those animals. Kids, could you come down there with me and help me look for my ball? It's my favorite golf ball.
[an angel, either in angel costume or golfing costume and with golf bag over shoulder, enters on the balcony]
Excuse me everybody, have any of you kids up here seen my golf ball?
Can you check under you seats please? Nope? I;m sure it should have landed around here somewhere. How about over here, can you check? No?
[looks over balcony edge]
Oh, maybe it’s down there, with all those animals. Kids, could you come down there with me and help me look for my ball? It's my favorite golf ball.
Mr Bean Resuscitates [A funny skit for a talent night]
Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Chill X talent night - Aug 3, 2019
Intro: "Can we get someone up here to adjust this mic up a bit, please?"
Verse 1 Start: Bean enters, with magazine, looking around for the music he strangely recognizes.
Verse 1 Halay: Singer waves Bean over, in time with "A-Lay-Loo-Yaas"
Chorus 1 Start: Gestures to Bean to adjust the mic up, does so but too high.
Chorus 1 Halay: Bean proud, until looks at Singer who stares at Bean unimpressed, and Bean sees problem, mildly upset at hassle and stupidity of the singer.
Verse 2 Start: Loosens, ready to adjusts down.
Verse 2 Halay: On second YAAA whacks microphone on singer's head. 'THUMP' and singer falls to ground unconscious
Intro: "Can we get someone up here to adjust this mic up a bit, please?"
Verse 1 Start: Bean enters, with magazine, looking around for the music he strangely recognizes.
Verse 1 Halay: Singer waves Bean over, in time with "A-Lay-Loo-Yaas"
Chorus 1 Start: Gestures to Bean to adjust the mic up, does so but too high.
Chorus 1 Halay: Bean proud, until looks at Singer who stares at Bean unimpressed, and Bean sees problem, mildly upset at hassle and stupidity of the singer.
Verse 2 Start: Loosens, ready to adjusts down.
Verse 2 Halay: On second YAAA whacks microphone on singer's head. 'THUMP' and singer falls to ground unconscious
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All items on this site are written by Scott Wegener, a multi award-winning Australian creative writer, specialising in fun Christian dramas and articles. He believes in looking on the lighter side of life while still valuing the eternal seriousness of life's decisions. This site is essentially a place Scott stores his works, sometimes without much copy-editing (do forgive any spelling/grammar creativity you spot on this site that comes free of charge due to his slight dyslexia).