Your Call [skit on backing your beliefs]

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Online service - May 30, 2020

[Using poker chips, monopoly money, or betting chips of some sort, the conversation plays out like a game of people betting in poker.]

Althea: Want to go out to that seafood bar? I hear they have some fresh oysters in!

Chris: Umm, no thanks! I don’t think they are very good for you.

Althea: Really? Nah, [tosses chips in] I reckon they’re fine.

Chris: Well, I’m going with it’s better to steer clear of them. [tosses chips in]

Althea: We’ll see.

 

Busy, Mum [a 'sorry' Mother's Day skit ]

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Online Mother's Day service -May 9, 2020

 

KID: Mother’s day. It’s the one time of year when we remember our mothers, tell them how much we love them and thank them for all they do for us.

MUM: Could you put your socks in the basket please I’m about to do a load of washing.

KID: I’m busy!
Sorry about that.
We commemorate all the time and effort they put into running our families

The News [COVID-19 Coronavirus V's Easter Skit ]

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Online Easter service - April 11, 2020

 

Worry is scrolling Facebook/news on his/her phone
Hope is reading a Bible

[After each statement the other 'acknowledges' with a grunt or 'yeah', but wasn't really listening (too engrossed in their own reading).]


W: Says here there’s no food at the supermarkets

H: Says here not to worry about what we might eat or drink


W: Says here unemployment could get to record highs

H: Says here all things work together for our good

Awesome Prayer [Opening of a prayer, focusing God's greatness]

Loving heavenly Father.

Lord God, almighty.

Creator and ruler of the universe,

who sees all, knows all, 

and holds unlimited wisdom and power.

Who was, and is, forever and ever,

and who is pure perfection and holiness.

We bow our heads before you today, 

unworthy to even look at your face or utter your name, 

and yet despite your overwhelming supremacy, 

by inconceivable measures, you love each one of us.

You know each of our names,

Each of our hurts, our joys, struggles and dreams, 

and you amazingly desire to be our closest friend.

Holy are you. Glory and honour to you,

our loving father in Heaven.

Thank you for hearing our prayers this morning.

Tree of Life [Church welcome]

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church - January 11, 2020

Good morning everyone!

Welcome to Castle Hill Church.

A specific welcome to everyone who’s visiting us.

We hope you feel loved today, by our family here and by our loving Father in Heaven.

I’m told today’s speaker will be talking about Heaven, a topic I’m very passionate about.

Hands up who here is looking forward to our promised new life in Heaven?

Good things come in small packages [Christmas drama]

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Christmas Concert - December 21, 2019

[Chris walks in, optionally whistling “We three kings”, carrying a chair and sits centre stage toward the audience. As sits down Courier comes in.]

Courier: Christmas gift for... Chris?

Chris: That’s me! Who’s it from?

Courier: Err... [looks at phone].... God?? Sign here, please.

[Chris signs Courier’s phone, a tiny gift, size of a wedding ring box, is handed over and courier leaves. Chris looks at it a little confused and then begins to try and open it, but doesn’t make any progress before Courier enters again.]

Courier: Sorry, had another Christmas gift for you too. Sign here.

Chris: Who’s this one from? [signs]

Courier: Err.... Ssss-tan?? [hands over shoe box size gift]

Chris: Who's Stan?

Christmas Birthday Speech [a fun motivational speech for those who suffer with birthdays near Christmas]

Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Christmas Concert - December 14, 2019

While being asked to share a memory about Christmas i started reflecting, and the more i reflected of Christmases past, the more upset I got.
You see, there are some who are less fortunate during the annual Christmas festivities.
It is those who have birthdays around Christmas.

Is there anyone here who, like myself, has a birthday close to Christmas??
Please come up and make a stand with me, for this historic moment.

For too long, people like us have suffered during Christmas. Patiently we have waited, all year, as we celebrate everyone else’s birthdays. And when it finally comes to our birthdays, all we get are but a brief mention, and then everyone collectively moves on to Jesus' birthday celebrations. And it’s not even his real birthday date, peoples!

It is now, after all these years, that we make a stand.