[Four wise men walk down isle and stop on stage.]
1: We must stop, these heavily clouded skies are making it impossible to see the guiding star.
4: Not again. This is getting ridiculous. We just spent a week at the last town waiting for the clouds to clear and now, only three score furlongs along, we have to stop again and twiddle our royal thumbs.
2: Patience, young king, the guiding star is the only way we’ll find salvation.
4: There must be another way to help speed this up. I got Carol’s program to get back for.
3: Carols program?
4: Yes, princess Carol is holding a sing-a-long in our kingdom, I promised I’d host the event, so we can’t just wait around here doing nothing.
1: The scriptures suggest it is a star we must follow, and without clear skies we can not follow this guiding star.
4: Well, this obviously isn’t a very efficient way of navigating. Let me show you a gadget I’ve been working on. Its called a GPS.